This weekend my trial of satellite radio ended so I decided to subscribe. Luckily, I had a mini supercomputer (with flashlight) in my pocket and after touching the glass a bunch of times a signal was sent to a bunch of metal rods stuck in the earth. Those rods sent the signal further along some metal and glass stretched impossibly thin and then shot that signal into outer space! Freaking outer space! And then something in outer space talked to my car and I had music!
It took like two minutes which was bullshit.